Hello ACP, I expected myself to never post here again but unfortunately I was convinced by one of my close friends to make this post so without further ado, my post:

For a while now we’ve been under the administration of the retired and not the active leaders. I attempted to remove myself from that list of retired “masters” but obviously was not able to completely remove the power or influence I had or still have, despite my exit from chat and armies altogether.

Though I had hoped to never post again after my last post on CPAC, this one was important enough to break that expectation. There has been another person around with power that he never should have been granted, with influence that he never should have been given, along with a medal of honor that was given by Saint that would never have been approved had the active “masters” been asked, Boomer or myself, rather than asking Oagal who could hardly be called active or up to date on current events, mainly on chat.

As an “elder” of ACP and someone who has been fairly active and up to date on most, if not all of the events that happened during this person’s “rule” over ACP, I believe that this person should never have been given the power or influence he received. This person, is

Dryvit

Dryvit has been using his power and influence for a while to achieve his own twisted goals along with using the Senate as his own personal device to get what he wanted. Even when pointed out, the current leader(s) didn’t have the backbone to do what should have been done which was deal with the problem. Instead they merely scolded Dry and let him continue to wield his position as President over the Senate he had corrupted.

That, along with many other “mistakes,” as the weak leaders called it, are the reason why I have been convinced to write this post, even if it is about 2 years late. I feel like everyone should learn about the corruption ACP faced at the time along with the mistakes that led up to Dry’s continued power in ACP. I feel like everyone should learn this in order to spot it and prevent it, should it happen again.

I’d like to start with his brother, Divotoo. I didn’t care to bring him into this when I started writing but I realized that it is needed. Dry and Div basically became noticed around the same time. Dry as the older brother, the protector. As Dry gained more power, Div became more and more a “saint.” Anyone who would do anything against Div would be publicly bashed, and later on punished. Div became known as the sinless person he is remembered as to many people. But he was also a tool of Dry’s to cyber bully others who spoke against Div even if what they were saying was the truth. Dry used Div to make people look bad and then used his younger status to lower the image of others. It was the first sign of corruption from an up and coming Dry.

Dry became leader after Saint retired in 2009 and in the short time that he was leader he managed to cause an anti-ACP (anti-Dry) that called for an election. Granted, it turned into a campaign to get Commando the leadership spot in ACP but in its early stage, the arguments posed were realistic and completely true. Without other liked people such as myself around during Dry’s leadership, we would have been attacked repeatedly. Dry not only managed to cause his own soldiers to dislike him but he also managed to lose nearly every ally that ACP had. Boomer attempted to step in and help improve the image of the ACP and keep Dry was destroying ACP.

So what did Dry do when Boomer stepped in? He did what any small, inconsiderate fool would do; he had a temper tantrum and quit. Or in his words,

“I understand that Boomer was forced into retirement, but his posts and behavior on chat are just too much for me to lead through. I offered Boomer the job back as leader, he declined saying he was too busy. But he was not too busy to call my leadership and ACP soldiers lazy, find and post graphs to show how much better his leadership was, and then tell me that every high rank had pc’d him to agree with him.”

My take on this is the same as the edit Boomer had before he remove it for one that would allow Dryvit and himself a better public image.

“You know for a fact most of what you said is not true, and I’m sorry you have to use me as an excuse for your desire to resign your position in ACP, but right now you are failing your soldiers when they need you most.”

Dry took Boomer’s posts personally and in a fit of rage he left the entire army to Seanehawk aka Meat. While this post isn’t about Meat, it was known and made clear by various people, Dry included, that Meat was not ready to be leader. He was known to be thickheaded and stubborn and to not be the friendliest person, especially when he disagreed, which was often. He was not ready to accept the power as he couldn’t trust others and thus wasn’t the best at working with others. We saw this when he immediately created a new chat and made himself admin on the ACP site a mere hours after being given the rank of leader by Dry.

Dry’s rash, immature action of giving Meat the rank of leader outright shows that Dry was by no means responsible enough to be given the power he had nor was he responsible enough to keep it. Dry was warned yet he, without thinking, went and made Meat leader. And we all know how that turned out. And want to know what Dry’s response afterwards was? It wasn’t an appology, an acceptance of responsibility, no. Instead a comment on my [2nd] retirement post:

“You never told me “Told ya so” about Meat, but you sure did warn me a billion times or so.”

Ignorant due to his pride to the end, he was obviously not responsible enough for the power or decisions that being leader bought along. He still continues to let his pride override his own admittance of responsibility of making Meat leader with a comment made in 2011, two years after the reign of Meat.

“Everyone agreed Meat was great choice. Only after did he change.”

The above statement makes me laugh, we all knew Meat was not a good choice. We all warned him but he refused to listen. Making Meat leader was intended to be a punishment to the retired, mainly Boomer, for interfering in his leadership.

Lets jump about a month ahead from this point. Meat was overthrown, Boomer had become leader again. Now a punishment was needed for Meat. And who better than Dry and his brother Div to create that punishment [sarcasm]. What was created was a horrible injustice and a gigantic display of cyber bullying, the “Rotten Meat Bill.” [See my argument and call for the repealment of that bill here ]. The bill basically banned Meat from ever existing in ACP again and threatened impeachment to any leader that attempted to repeal it. A little harsh for a leader that merely refused to give up his spot at the time, I think so.

What made it worse was the fact that Meat remained on chat but disguised as another person. And we all knew it, well I didn’t, but Dry was among the people that knew. So once I learned I banned him, as was the proper thing to do. He came back of course, so I banned him again. After this cycle happened multiple times throughout the week I realized how pointless it was to keep banning him so I left him alone. And what should the corruptness that is Dryvit do but the day I stopped banning him he accused me of not following the Rotten Meat Bill and called for my impeachment [I'd like to add that everyone laughed at Dry and then ignored him] yet he himself never attempted to ban Meat, not even once.

Later on Dry made in 2010 a horrible statement about Meat:

“I believe the psychopathic piece of excrement she was referring to is Seane hawk/meat. The most pathetic excuse for a human in modern history. Mark my words, you will read about him jumping from some building and his apartment will have foil over all the windows and he will have been friendless, by choice and action. This same oxygen wasting excrement, urged Draggy to kill herself because she was beyond anyone ever caring about her. My Father is aware of this and is checking the feasibility/legality of bringing criminal action.”

No one deserves to be spoken of like this, especially not someone whose actions were done in a virtual world for a virtual game. Yet this comment, these ideas, they were allowed to pass from him. And if someone else has spoken like this, if someone else had said this against someone else, Dry would have been at their throats in minutes. Its funny because this is hardly a blip in the history of Dry’s corruption.

The Senate used to be a big part of the ACP, at least it was when Dry lead it. While leading it, the only progress the Senate made was towards the removal of myself and my efforts to improve this army. When this was pointed out to Matre, one of the most corrupt leaders I have seen in this army[he took xats for modship and ranks and put others who did him favors before the army], Matre merely shrugged and told Dry to knock it off or he would do something. And this was only after the 5th or 6th time it had been brought to his attention.

Dry used the Senate as his tool to repeatedly attempt [he was eventually successful for a short period of time] to banish unmod week which was the only way that the repeat offenders on chat were kept unmodded [as I said, Matre was corrupt which didn't help the chat situation at all]. Along with trying to banish unmod week, Dryvit repeatedly used the Senate to try to have myself unmodded along with impeached at least once. Looking back on the senate, it did nothing but try to do something to myself. Eventually Senate was disbanded or Dryvit removed from Senate, at which point he scurried off to his hideout to sulk and wait until everyone forgot.

Lets skip forward a few months, ignore some events including the horrible leadership of a combination of two of the worst leaders ACP had [Saint & Dry, one horribly corrupt and one who didn't give a crap about what was going on along with not being able to get into a confrontation]. Lets skip to a few months ago, before Juju disappeared from us. Dryvit had picked a new target to bully, along with bullying the rest of chat, Foxtails.

At some point, during the many unmod weeks, Dry kept taunting Fox with lies that Boomer was pushing for her unmodding. After talking to Boomer himself, it was proven to be a lie. Yet in another unmod week, Dry received twice the average votes for anyone else that week along with the most votes any owner had received.

Along with lying to Fox in order to bully her he ignored others as they broke rules and instead only watched and punished Fox as you can see here. He later, inappropriately and completely out stepping his place, asked Fox if she was a drunk as admitted here and with witnesses here. Of course no one stepped in, like the current leaders [one of which who admitted to being a witness aka ken], to stop this bullying but just because the leader fails to correct this behavior that does not mean someone else can’t.

Therefore, due to all the acts of corruption, due to all of the bullying, the insulting, the injustices caused by him, and the manipulation of the people around him I charge Dryvit with corruption and bullying and as thus I demand that he be punished as so.

I believe that if Dryvit believes that someone such as Meat, who merely refused to give up his leadership at the time, should be banished forever from ACP, both from the army and chat, should receive a punishment of almost equal value. I feel a suitable punishment is the following:

-Removal of a misgiven Medal of Honor due to obvious poor judgement and failure to live up to the values and expectations that are expected of a Medal of Honor awardee.

-Demotion down to at least author, if not contributor or complete removal from the ACP site. I believe that continuation of editor on the ACP site continues to give Dry some power and influence.

-At least permanent Modship, if not Membership. Seeing as Cas was banned forever, a major reason being cyber bullying, and Maz/Tal were constantly unmodded for it, I believe that due to the cyber bullying Dry displayed throughout the years can only be rectified by a punishment that he will not go unnoticed. I believe that the shame of having to come onto chat as a mod and having people ask why he is is gives Dry an idea of how the people he bullied felt.

I ask, and demand, that these be greatly considered and taken into effect. If you feel the same of myself, feel free to uneditor me and remove my Medal of Honor. That is how much faith and determination I have in fixing this grave error that was allowed to slip through the cracks for so long.

Thank you,
Shaboomboom

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Anyways, I personally think that Foxtails should have won. All 3 choices were pretty even but Fox has a few things that put her ahead. Shes been in ACP longer, had more experience as a leader, and isn’t going to be around much longer. Therefore, the most efficient thing to do would be to give Fox 3ic which would allow Cart and Dec to still stay in ACP until the future in which one of them will then become 3ic. But now, they may lose Fox.

I wouldn’t blame Foxtail for leaving now, when’s her next chance to get a leader rank going to be? Common sense dictates that the leaders should try to find the most efficient method, to try to keep everyone who is valuable. Its the reason why I would never pick Declan as 3ic, hes involved in ACPTR. Why remove someone from ACPTR when they’re doing good in it? If Dec got 3ic, he might have to leave it or become inactive in it, which has happened in the past.

Anyways, this is just my opinion. Funks said that the original post was kinda lame and short so I decided to add this on. Hopefully it doesn’t cross any lines.

One night on Acp Chat I became extremely bored and wrote the first part of this story. Everyone seemed to like it so I wrote a 2nd and 3rd part to go along with it. I promised a 4th part and a Christmas special but I never was able to finish them. Luckily I saved the ideas I had about then and plan on publishing both in the next few days.

Mr. Bear is a violent, bloody, random, story. In this version the names are updated but the inside jokes and some of the references are kept so not everyone will understand everything. The original version can be found by typing in “Mr. Bear” on the search bar right below the banner on the Acp site and going to the 2nd page of the search results.

The pictures below are the pictures that were picked by Hattrick and myself when we held a Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf contest to get people to submit pictures. I will be having another one of those here:

http://acparmyofclubpenguin.wordpress.com/2010/08/08/mr-bearmr-wolf-2nd-generation-contest/

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Enjoy the Updated Story,
Shab

Mr. Bear (Credit to Matre10)

Mr. Wolf (Credit to Jediseth)

Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf (Credit to Jediseth)

Part 1

Chapter 1
One day a mysterious bear wandered into Acp chat and decided that he liked the chat so he stayed there and made it his home. Mr. Bear was hungry  so he ate the first ACP soldier that he saw which happened to be Dr Nono Jr.  A soldier named Fox saw Mr. Bear eat Nono and started yelling so Mr. Bear ate Fox too. Then he went to his cave and fell asleep.

Chapter 2

Mr. Bear heard a racket outside of his cave early the next morning so he trotted out to see who or what had woken him up. When he came out he found out that it was Commando making a big fuss over nothing. He was burning down the forest and blaming Meat for it. Mr. Bear pounced on Commando, clawed his eyes out, and then ate him. When Mr. Bear was done he noticed that Meat was yelling at another soldier. Since Mr. Bear wanted to go back to sleep he went and ate Meat. Because he ate Meat the soldiers putting out the fires started cheering and making even more noise so Mr. Bear ate them too. With every human around eaten there was finally silence so he stumbled back to his cave and fell back asleep.

Chapter 3

By the time Mr. Bear woke up again Acp Leader Matre had heard about Mr. Bear eating a past Acp Leader. He decided to send Dryvit with a pact of peace so that no one else was eaten. One of Mr. Bear’s favorite things about the pact was that acp soldiers would deliver him food so he didn’t have to go out and hunt. When Dryvit first came to the cave he brought with him Draggy, the first person assigned to bring food. Draggy had gotten hungry on the way and had decided to eat all the food that she had been carrying. When Mr. Bear saw this he decided to eat Dryvit but Dryvit didn’t taste good so he ate Draggy too. Then he set off to go find the Acp leader himself to seal the pact.

Chapter 4

On the way he met several other Acp members and even some soldiers from other armies and because walking made him hungry, he ate them all. These soldiers included Fiasco, Axe, Jediseth, Dan Lorenzo, Wii Mountain, Spacey, Acp Luc, WW Luc, and Wurburt. At last he got to the great castle of the Acp Leader Matre. Guarding the doors was Bob, Klug, and Noka. Mr. Bear snuck up behind Klug and killed him easily. He was almost able to knock Noka out too when Bob spotted Mr. Bear and yelled to Noka. Noka started to walk backwards trying to escape from Mr. Bear but tripped over a rock and fell to the ground. Because the ground was hard Noka knocked himself out when his head hit the rock. That left Bob and Mr. Bear. Bob and Mr. Bear had an epic battle but then Mr. Bear threw up a bomb which Klug had been trying to use to blow a hole out of Mr. Bear’s stomach so he could escape. The bomb exploded knocking Bob off his feet. Mr. Bear used that advantage to jump onto Bob and kill him. After that was done Mr. Bear finished by eating Noka and continued inside to find Matre.

Chapter 5

Mr. Bear saw Matre in the big room at the end of the hall and started to run towards him. He was almost there when he was attacked by a little creature. Mr. Bear rawred at the creature and was going to attack it when the creature held up both its hands to show peace. The creature introduced himself as Dobby aka Tylo and he said that he was Matre’s protector. Dobby then let Mr. Bear thru to talk to Matre. Matre had not heard that Dryvit or Draggy or Bob had been eaten because Mr. Bear had eaten Rapidy and Stev, the two messengers, when they were suppose to be bringing the news. When Mr. Bear told Matre about all he had done Matre got angry and ripped up the pact. This made Mr. Bear very angry so he ate Matre. Dobby, being Matre’s protector, started to pull at his ears and beat himself as punishment before turning on Mr. Bear. Mr. Bear then threw up Matret’s body on top of Dobby. Dobby, being so mad at himself for letting Matre be eaten threw himself out of the window where he was impaled on one of the fence posts. Mr. Bear was just leaving when he saw the calender hanging on the wall. He looked at it and saw that in just 5 mins there would be a entire acp practice battle. Thats when Mr. Bear got an idea.

Chapter 6

Mr. Bear saw that the practice battle was red vs blue. He decided that if he was gonna get a meal today that he had to create his own site, the green side. He quickly found a sad penguin wearing green in the Pizza Parlor. The penguin tried to tell Mr. Bear that he was sad that his pizza hadn’t come but Mr. Bear didn’t care. He just quickly knocked the penguin out and stole his clothes. Then he threw the penguin in that oven will all the cookies that no one ever eats. Just then Disney came in and like Disney does, tried to stop any fun for anyone but the members. They brought Hanna Montana who started singing “Why can’t we be friends.” Mr. Bear couldn’t stand the sound of her singing so he quickly put an end to her and the rest of the fun-sucking Disney team. All the penguins eating had the :O face on and were looking at Mr. Bear with terror so he quickly ate them to prevent a scene. After putting on the green clothes Mr. Bear went to the snow forts and started an epic battle.

Chapter 7

Once the soldiers realized that Mr. Bear from the green team was trying to eat the Acp soldiers and not just throw snowballs at them, they formed up together. Weapons of all sorts were used against Mr. Bear. Some penguins used hockey sticks, some used guitars, some used plastic pumkin baskets, and some even used their puffles. The fight was brutal, both sides lost many men….actually the loses were all on Acp’s side. Mr. Bear used his claws to quickly get the upper hand in the fight. Shields and facemasks and helms were no match for his razor sharp claws. Finally Mr. Bear was the only person standing in the snow forts. He had eaten all of Acp but he was still hungry. Now, with his stomach still not full he headed towards the 2nd largest army in CP, the nachos.……

Part 2

Chapter 8

When Mr. Bear got to Nacho World he saw that many of the soldiers were made of spoiled meat. He decided that he should look for another group of people to eat before coming back to Nacho World. Thats when he saw that there was someone spamming an advertisement for another army called Ice Warriors. He decided to go to Ice Warrior World to find out if they were any bigger. They weren’t but Mr. Bear had never tried these blue people before so he made up his mind that he would try one and see if they were any good.

Chapter 9

The blue people were okay….not as good as the green people….but not as bad as the soldier Commando had tasted. Mr. Bear had found some blue people worshiping this orange person named Mimo. He ate all of the blue people and decided that this orange person tasted so badly that he spit him out and then clawed him to pieces for tasting so bad. He then snuck into the Castle of Icey and found Icey unguarded. Easily Mr. Bear grabbed Icey and pushed him into an empty room. Then he forced Icey to schedule a big IW rally in front of the Castle of Icey. After Icey made the announcement Mr. Bear of course ate him because that is what Mr. Bear does. Then he strolled thru the castle to the courtyard to get more food.

Chapter 10

When Mr. Bear got to the courtyard he noticed that there were no guards. It was going to be a very easy meal for him. He started walking towards the gates to close them to trap all the blue people inside when out of nowhere comes another creature that attacks him and they both roll out of the courtyard and into the woods. It was Hattrick that had attacked Mr. Bear. Hatt had not been able to go to the big practice battle because he was taking a jog (Inside joke to Hatt). Mr. Bear thought that Hatt would be no match for him because claws beat fists anytime but thats when Hatt changed. Hatt transformed into a Wolf :O. Hatt then told Mr. Bear that he was hungry and he would like to join with Mr. Bear and help him get food. Mr. Bear thought about it and agreed since the fighting made him even hungrier and he was starting to get his claws dirty. Mr. Bear gave Hatt the name Mr. Wolf and they set off back to the Castle of Icey to go get some food.

Note: Chapter 11 and after instead of typing out Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf, MB is Mr. Bear and MW is Mr. Wolf.

Chapter 11

When Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf, now named MB and MW, got back to the castle they found out that the alarms had been rung. But when they stepped into the courtyard, they found no guards, no army. No one even had a weapon. The blue people were all smiling and cheering. MB and MW were confused until they saw a blue creature coming towards them. This creature was small, about the size of a mushroom, and he was blue all over. He was very friendly so MW and MB did not think that they had anything to worry about. This creature introduced himself as Mr. Smurf. He asked them to leave the blue people alone and when MB and MW refused, he started to grow. He grew to be 200x bigger than he originally was. This might seem like he grew very big, but he didn’t. 200x the size of a mushroom is about the size of a golden retriever at most. MB and MW started laughing at how puny their opponent was when Mr. Smurf got a huge mushroom and swung it at MB. MB was knocked down but MW clawed at the mushroom club and sliced it to pieces before Mr. Smurf could swing it again. The fight went on for a few minutes like this. MB or MW got knocked down, the one still standing knocked Mr. Smurf down. Both got up and it started again. Finally MB knocked Mr. Smurf down before he knocked MB down. While Mr. Smurf was down, MW grabbed his legs and started spinning him around. After getting some pretty decent speed MW let Mr. Smurf go. He flew and flew…..and then hit the side of a mountain. He bounced off the side of the moutain and fell until being impaled onto a rock. For the third time today MB walked towards the blue people ready to eat them.

Chapter 12

Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf had a lovely picnic. There was no resistance, the cooks even got all the ingredients they requested. It seems that losing their leader Icey and losing their protector Mr. Smurf had made them lose all hope. MB and MW thought that it was a shame that there hadn’t been more fighting because the fight with Mr. Smurf was kind of a disappointment. After they were done eating all the people of Ice Warrior World, they headed towards Nacho World ready for more food.

Part 3

Chapter 13

Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf had just finished eating the Ice Warriors but still were hungry. They decided to go to the Nacho Empire to see what food they could find there. On the way MB and MW stopped at the Frozen Server, UMA’s main headquarters, as a midway snack. The place was deserted but MB and MW could tell that UMA would be back at some point so they decided to set a trap. At the entrance to Frozen they set up a hole and put a covering over it so when UMA came through the entrance they would fall into the hole and become trapped. After the trap was completed MB and MW continued onwards to the Nacho Empire.

Chapter 14

Without a midway snack MB and MW were very hungry so they ran towards the Nacho Empire without being cautious enough to scout ahead to see if the soldiers were ready to defend themselves or not. Just when MB and MW reached the field that separated the neutral forest and the Nacho Empire they were met with a surprise. The entire UMA was waiting for MB and MW to defend the Nacho Empire against them. There were not even any nachos in site. The worst thing was that leading the UMA was…..none other than Compwiz. Since Compwiz has no idea how to lead an army UMA was quickly brought down in number until they were about 20% of their original size. The other UMA leaders decided to make a deal with MB and MW and sacrificed Compwiz in exchange for safe passage for all the remaining UMA soldiers to Frozen, their capital server. MB and MW decided to accept the offer but did not tell UMA that they would become trapped once they stepped foot onto Frozen. With Uma (easily) out of the picture MB and MW finally were able to get into the Nacho Empire.

Chapter 15

While walking through the gates of Nacho Empire a penguin rushed past, ignoring MB and MW completely. Confused, they stood at the entrance for a second until another penguin came running towards them yelling “SHADOW DON’T GO!!! WE NEED YOU!! WE PROMISE WE WON’T HATE YOU THIS TIME AFTER YOU SAVE US!! WE PROM……” The penguin stopped when he saw MB and MW and became speechless. Lucky for him MB and MW were focused on Shadow walking away to his personal jet waiting to take him to the CP Legends’ Retirement Home. When MB and MW turned around, the penguin was running for his life screaming for someone to sound the alarm. Person and Aka then come out to see what the alarm is for. When Person sees MB and MW he turns pale and Aka tries to look tough but as he starts to speak his voice is cracking “W-w-what d-do yo-ou w-w-want w-w-with us?” Obviously aka had not been paying attention to what had been going on because the answer was obvious, “Food.” Person, finally able to get out of shock, says “You can take Aka, just please please please leave the rest of us alone.” It seemed like a good idea until Aka started crying and pleading MB and MW not to kill him. The sound of his voice is so high pitched that MW swipes his claws over Aka’s neck, beheading him. (Side Note: For killing aka MB and MW were later given the Nobel Peace Prize) During that time Person turned and ran into his castle. MB and MW go on full pursuit after Person and pass by many soldiers who are unaware of what is going on. MB and MW finally manage to stop Person by showing him UNEDITED :O pictures of Oagal. Person, unable to resist making fun of Oagal, stops which allows MB to grab Person and hold him in place. MB and MW force Person to call together a meeting of all Nacho soldiers in the grand hall. Once he puts out the announcement Person is of course eaten because without Person the Nachos are as good as a bunch of noobs with sticks. (Porno sites faced a huge drop in profits that year).

Chapter 16

The Nachos, after realizing that their two best tacticians, Shadow and Person, were gone, ran around in circle for a while bumping into each other waiting to receive an order from someone. They made easy targets for MB and MW and were soon all eaten thus ending the Nacho Empire. MB and MW are finally full but they can not help but think about desert. They have eaten ACP, IW, UMA, and the Nachos. The only large group left are the retired legends and their retirement home is in a secret hidden location somewhere in the Forest of Awesomeness. Even if MB and MW found the retirement home they would never be able to make it past all the security……or could they???

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“RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR”

Shaboomboom

This is to convince Kg that I’m still mad and hopefully get them to actually have a conversation in neutral terms on some chat to resolve these issues that continue to come up every now and then. Its also to teach fox how to dissipate a fight….don’t know how long that’ll take.

Anyone who gets into this post, don’t tell them whats here, pretend its some massive plan (thats awesome).

Basically, I just want Kg to step up and apologize like Fort did so we can sort this out but until that happens, the psychic tests and entertainment (from Shab’s view) will continue!!!

Its not too far, ITS NOT ENOUGH!!

ONWARDS AND UPWARDS

Next plan of action: Give fox a fake post.

Then: Get Fox to give to Kg

Then: If no reaction, prompt fight on main

Then: Punch babies

~Shab

After advertising a site, ACP related ( http://shaboomboom.weebly.com) asking for support of Fox and Klug’s promo to 2ic and bunk’s demotion (along with my favorite, more snowballs), we started a friendly banter of “SHAB NO ADS” “BAN SHAB’ “KICK SHAB” coming from both sides. But after about 10 minutes they decided to turn it into more than just a friendly conversation.

I’d just like to say, 3 vs 1 is pretty low. I have no idea what the “strawman theory” is but I don’t think it means that its not true. I mean, Toe, Fort, and Kg altogether decided to start “criticising” me together and with only myself to defend what they said, it was 3 v 1.

They started to add in insults, claiming that I had been purposely removed from the CPAC site by funks and had went and raged due to it. Anyone who knows me can justify that if I had raged, everyone would have known about it. I would have made sure of that. Its not me to quietly rage, not me at all. As I discovered, and Boomer can confirm, Kg merely got his information from rumors but when told the real facts (that my removal was an accident) he refused to accept it and instead claimed that I was denying it and etc….

We all know why you bring a conversation like to main. Its to embarrass the other person, empower yourself, and get other people to join in in order to convince yourself that everyone agrees with you. An obvious way to meet what Kg claims he meant to achieve was to pull me to another chat and talk to me there. Its not like this has happened before….o wait its happened quite frequently. I’d just like to say, BULLSHIT.

Apparently its corrupt for me to make a poll while over exaggerating a rule (that wasn’t actually broken) to get a desired response is pretty much abuse. As I learned later, they basically used me to get Boomer to kick me to get revenge for Boomer kicking Fort for saying the D word (apparently it was 11 est at night when rules should be relaxed, but that’s coming from kg).

Because apparently doing it to see what Boomer would do isn’t abuse or using me? Yea, okay Kg. Whatever yous say.

I’d just like to point out that this has been happening over the years multiple times but I’ve realized something. They’ll never be satisfied. Thus, I’d like to give them a nice middle finger and ask that if they have a problem with me that they take it up on their own chat where there is no public presence to bring a hostile atmosphere to the conversation.

Thank you and goodnight,
~Shaboomboom 

It appears that I have started to lose or turn away my closest friends, the ones that were my foundation, the ones that kept me from being affected by any petty insults or criticisms. Its what kept me able to punish the wrongdoers or remove the unable and unqualified from power even when they were my friends.

It was what made me able to be me and to be so successful at what I’ve done.

I feel that this foundation may be crumbling, that I may soon lose it. When that happens, I will most likely change who I am, not for the better, but for the worse.

Therefore I will be leaving now, as many people have been begging and wishing of me for days, weeks, months, and year

I’m not writing this for anyone but myself, if anyone find this on my site, congratulations. You got a rare glimpse into my mind.

I know I am intelligent, that the way is different than most, that it is unique. I know that I hide who I really am, at least to anyone who I do not consider a friend. But I also know that once you get past the tests, the barriers, and anything else I throw up in between myself and people, as soon as I consider you to be a friend, the theatrics disappear and you can see who I really am. That “Shab” is not just a heartless person but someone who plans out what hes doing and does it for the best, at least he tries for that to be the outcome.

I thought about this long and hard, but I have decided that it may be time. Obviously my old tricks do not work anymore. People agree that I’m not needed, that what I advise won’t work. I saw this is unmod week. I was asked to help, I did what I’ve seen work, and it was overturned less than 48 hours after it was finished. Completely undone, overturned, and thrown out. It was a way of giving the soldiers a voice but of course, no one wants that. They are soldiers after all aren’t they? Mindless noobs, until you get to a leader rank of course. That means you aren’t a noob anymore. Funny though, funny how the worst offenders on chat are still the same position. For an army that promotes that it protects CP and the well being of its soldiers, allowing a curse happy moderator named Mazachster and a ban/abuse happy owner, Dryvit, to remain their respected ranks seems counter-intuitive.

But that won’t change, we ask people what they want, and then are surprised when they complain about getting it. We have to all realize that no one is going to be 100% satisfied. But no one understand that, no one has the guts to stand up for what they believe. Instead, they cower and fold and give in to foolish demands. And that is what will be the downfall of all great things. That will be what brings the ACP eventually to its knees.

Oagal, Boomer, they were strong willed. But they were also open eared. You can do both at the same time. They heard people’s opinions and they responded. They improved themselves but when they were sure about something, they didn’t give it. Neither of them would allow ACP to be run like this. Oagal would have brought the mod line up to division general and told everyone else to suck it. Once Boomer punished someone he would make them keep their punishment, not reverse it after a few days due to complaints. Everyone is responsible for their own actions, you cannot forgive someone just because the public thinks that they should be forgiven. If you do it becomes a matter of popularity which already runs our lives more than it ever should.

The fact that all that I’ve said above will be ignore, disbelieved, tossed out and forgotten means it obviously time for me to go.

I’d like to ask tho, why is it so hard to face up to people? Why is it so hard to tell someone something even if it will insult them instead of lying or beating around the bush? Doesn’t anyone realize that in the end it makes the person feel better? That in the end it works better and there is no confusion or side effects or anything that results. I never understood why people learn to not be more straightforward…..

Thus, I would like to end this post by being straightforward, in the hopes that these messages will be spread to the people they are designated to be read by.

Ken: Get some guts, you relied on me way too much. Stop listening to others and instead listen to yourself. While the retired people will always love suck ups, its not going to run this army. I had too much power, I knew it, even if I sometimes over used it. If you do one last thing for me, get the Rotten Meat Bill repealed or repeal it between Flipper and yourself. Thats something I regret not working harder on.

Flip: Talk to Ken more, become a better team. It doesn’t work when you two hardly talk and never are on the same page. The recruiting stuff is great that you’re posting. Keep it up. I’m glad you passed that coup test.

Bob: I think you have a better idea than Ken and Flip what needs to be done, at least for chat. My suggestion, unmod anyone who you know who doesn’t do anything to earn their modship. My suggestions? Maz definitely forever. Dry for at least a month, if not two. Speeder, Noka, Ladtom for 1+ months. Ignore the petty complaints, they are hollow, merely favoritism.

Fox: If this was real life and I was closer to your age I think we’d get along. Its unfortunate that I don’t believe in online dating, I had a moment of misjudgment with Dragon and decided never to do that again.  If I did believe in it that marriage would have been real.

Lillie & Bunker: I’d suggest you two for the next 2ics. It’d be nice to see two hardheaded girls in leadership. Not that you aren’t qualified Kier, but you are too ready to jump into an arguement, too ready to disagree or ignore rules to suit your own opinion. That’s not what Ken and Flipper can handle, thus I don’t support you getting the rank.

Funks & Woton: Thanks for letting me onto the site. I’ve enjoyed writing the posts, as you may of seen, which is why I made sure they were so enjoyable. I will continue posting until the end of the summer so please keep me on the site. For anyone reading this, read my posts if you haven’t. I try to provide new ideas or improvements. It doesn’t always have to be the smaller armies testing them out, the bigger armies can stop their monotonous schedules and try something new once in a while.

Which leaves me to my last two people, the ones who I consider the main part of my foundation.

Fox & Lillie: You guys kept me coming to chat. Otherwise, it was mostly mindless squabbling and little fixes to the acp site with a new post every once in a while repeating what my last post said in different word, the underlying message being “Use your brain and stop being brainless nutheads.” I’d like to make sure you guys don’t think this is because of the secret, its because of what I learned by my last test. No, I can guess what the secret is just by the fact that you guys don’t want to tell me. But the point was to see what was eventually said about my, lets call it, temper tantrum. I realized that while I was in the circle, I would never be able to be in the inner circle. My character, my personality kept me from taking that step from one to another. I never knew Pie disliked me, apparently I decided to be blind to it. Thank you Lillie for pointing that out, it made me realize  that everything I’ve written so far in this post is connected and it motivated me to write it. I don’t have a place here, while people will accept me, I realized that my spot will be fill-able, maybe by one person, maybe by a couple, but never impossible. If I stayed I would never be able to stand one person hating me but hiding it so we would all get along.

I thought that it would work out but alas the only thing that would have worked would have been Boomer and myself and Boomer ditched me a long time ago for someone else.

Pie, I apologize if I treated you like a jerk, I never had a problem with you. I guess though that even if we both tried, it’d be a fake in the end, neither of us knowing if the other one was just faking it or not.

Lillie & Fox, I hope you get this, please send me the stories whenever you finish them. I enjoy reading them. I assume one of you has my email or you can get it from Boomer.

I guess this is actually goodbye, except for posting on CPAC, you won’t see me again. Rapidy & Bester take care of ShabsDesigns , if you contact me I’ll be happy to make designs in my free time.

Farewell,

~Shaboomboom aka Memo Man